Ah, I didn't know you painted. Anyway, you were saying how overwhelmed you were at work. Then I guess it's a good thing that we didn't get together. Jay and Gloria look at pre-schools for Joe and get a rude awakening after they realize the competitive wait list to get in. Oh, well, maybe they have a five-minute class I could sneak in between football camp and driver's ed? He looks like the kind of guy you want to have a beer with, you know? And Haley and Andy go on a wild night bender. With Closet-Con right around the corner, Claire is on high alert and convinced there is a mole in the company. All right, who's ready for my famous chicken salad? We are through meddling in your love life.
If I can make a bong out of a carrot, I think I can make you a plate. And one day, during the big club tournament, I hooked a seven-iron out of bounds. I just thought you Uber-ed everywhere. Haley, you look as yummy as ever. You're 21, âand that looks like a guy who is ready to settle down. You've done a real Mitzvah, buddy. We are not meddling like that.
When have we ever been in the bottom 86th percentile of anything? Uh, Dylan, could you make me a plate? I -- I was just hoping to feel a little bit better before going back to work. You know, just let your painting be what it wants to be. Oh, I'm sorry it took so long, but the faculty kind of scatters for the summer. I'll make them new ones. I just want to get these to you. All I wanted was to bribe my way into that fancy school by making cubbies stuff didn't fall out of.
Jay could not be more ecstatic that Dede has moved on for good but his overenthusiasm might come back and bite him later. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Oh, I was painting sunflowers outside, and I got stung by a bee. Well, I don't want to burden you with my problems. Sorry, it took me a second. We're basing this decision on a statistic.
Well, yeah, he was -- he was sadder than I imagined, so I'm being strong for the both of us, which he said he admires. What happened was we were together, and then we were apart. But maybe somebody else could. Best decision I ever made! Unfortunately, when they arrive, there are some unexpected factors like the weather and an eccentric random guest, who is already staying in the cabin. Because I'm worried about all this. Jay Pritchett met the stunning Columbian Gloria when she bartended in a bikini at the pool party he threw for himself the day his wife left him.
We're -- we're both going to school unencumbered and ready to focus. Sick of having the ducklings around the house, Claire and the kids seize an opportunity to help expedite the ducks leaving the nest while Phil is off visiting Alex at college. I will drop these at the office on the way out of town. College is the sexiest candy store in the world. That's the son that you should be worrying about.
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I got so pissed that I wrapped the club around a tree and drove the golf cart off the little bridge into the lake. You're having a mid-life crisis. Andy, don't you think that there is a chance that you have been eating because you regret getting engaged to Beth? Meanwhile, Jay lets his jealousy get the best of him when a life-size cutout of Gloria for her grocery store hot sauce display solicits all kinds of unsavory attention from men, so he enlists Manny as his accomplice in a poorly orchestrated heist. I might need to get back into that. Ay, but look at Joe. Parents Phil and Claire yearn for an honest, open relationship with their three kids.